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The return of the dudgeons

Posted by on March 6, 2012

Spring is in the air! It’s that glorious time of year when every damn bird on the island decides our house is a great place to raise babies. (Perversely, Gene and I remain unconvinced.) The dudgeons are back, trying to nest in our front porch again in spite of the small gargoyle statue I put there.

“You’re going to need to buy a bigger gargoyle,” Gene said.

“Wow,” I said. “I am married to my high school boyfriend, I get to spend all day reading and writing, and you just told me that I need to buy MORE cheap Hot-Topic-type decorations for our home. If you would just ask me to read your Tarot cards, every fantasy I had as a fourteen year old about being a grown-up would be real.”


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