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Here’s how my post begins:
Curtain Rods (alameda):
We are giving away traverse curtain rods.
And here’s how the first phone call went:
“Hi, do you still have the curtains?”
“The curtain rods? Yeah.”
“Oh, but what about curtains?”
“No, we’re just giving away curtain rods.”
“Oh, I thought it was curtains.”
It’s curtains for you, illiterate Craigslist monkey.
But seriously, someone take these rods out of my house already.