Me: Today I was in Target and I had amassed a little basket of random stuff. And then I looked down at my basket and realized I didn’t need ANY of that stuff, and I put it down and walked out.
Gene: Nice!
Me: I do feel bad for whatever employee had to re-stock everything in the basket.
Christine: No, don’t. It’s good for Target to have people occasionally come to their senses in a store and realize that they don’t need all the stuff Target wants them to need.
Me: Yeah! I don’t need plastic tumblers! I don’t need a mini-muffin pan!
Christine: Because you can borrow my mini-muffin pan.
Me: Yeah!
[A few hours later.]
Me: But you know, I kind of wish I had bought some of that stuff.
Gene: Annnd…scene.