Kris: Victoria’s Secret is selling a gold bikini. As the wife of a Star Wars nerd, should I be obtaining such an item?
Gene: Let me see.
Gene: No. Leia’s bikini was actually made of metal.
Kris: So to fulfill the fantasy, I would need to wear a bikini which has been forged in fire?
Gene: Yeah, but it’s not just the outfit. It’s really about the whole alien slavery milieu.
Kris: So, forged bikini, and then we hire one of those guys who stands outside Geico in the gecko suit, and we convince him to get in this?
Kris: All right, and after this you can buy a frock coat and jump into a pond six or eight times for me.