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Fantasy

Posted by on January 10, 2011

Kris: Victoria’s Secret is selling a gold bikini. As the wife of a Star Wars nerd, should I be obtaining such an item?

Gene: Let me see.

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Gene: No. Leia’s bikini was actually made of metal.

Kris: So to fulfill the fantasy, I would need to wear a bikini which has been forged in fire?

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Gene: Yeah, but it’s not just the outfit. It’s really about the whole alien slavery milieu.

Kris: So, forged bikini, and then we hire one of those guys who stands outside Geico in the gecko suit, and we convince him to get in this?

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Gene: Sure.

Kris: All right, and after this you can buy a frock coat and jump into a pond six or eight times for me.

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