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Someone’s in the ceiling

Posted by on October 7, 2010

Gene’s in the ceiling! He’s putting down cable (or maybe just measuring) so we can have internet all over the house. It’s hard work; I want to be a good wife and do something for him in return. But what? Currently, my ideas are:

1. Pretend I am a villain in an eighties movie and he is the hero who is hiding from me. Shoot shotgun holes in ceiling, stopping just short of hitting his groin. Note: requires shotgun.

2. Have a long conversation about our feelings, shouting through the trap door. If he refuses to participate, have a long conversation about why he doesn’t love me anymore. Note: requires feelings.

3. Gremlins! Note: requires food, so I better quite blogging and go buy some groceries.

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