Gene’s in the ceiling! He’s putting down cable (or maybe just measuring) so we can have internet all over the house. It’s hard work; I want to be a good wife and do something for him in return. But what? Currently, my ideas are:
1. Pretend I am a villain in an eighties movie and he is the hero who is hiding from me. Shoot shotgun holes in ceiling, stopping just short of hitting his groin. Note: requires shotgun.
2. Have a long conversation about our feelings, shouting through the trap door. If he refuses to participate, have a long conversation about why he doesn’t love me anymore. Note: requires feelings.
3. Gremlins! Note: requires food, so I better quite blogging and go buy some groceries.