Kris: I live in the gay district in San Francisco.
Person: What is a gay district?
Kris: Well, it’s like…San Francisco is a pretty gay city, but the gay district is even gayer.
Person: How can a district be gay?
Kris: Well, it has a lot of gay men living there, and…there’s a big rainbow flag, and a lot of leather shops…Lady Gaga…
Person: [polite, blank face]
Kris: Do you — you’ve heard the term ‘gay’ before, right?
Person: [polite, blank face]
Kris: Okay, this might be our problem.