Let me begin by saying that we did not get arrested this weekend, or even pulled over, so those of you who love me so much that you were counting out rosary beads for me all weekend: thanks, and you can stop now.
Jacob and Lisa’s wedding was beautiful. Gorgeous location, many tears. (Lisa cried, and her mom cried — entirely appropriate. I also cried — less appropriate, but I am a sucker for other people crying.) And while their ceremony site at a trailhead in Tahoe was perfect for them, I wonder if they really researched their options. For example, how about getting married at a castle which provides a trained owl that swoops down to deliver your rings? (The website doesn’t say so but I think that right after the owl delivers the rings, Dumbledore comes back from the dead to congratulate you and fake-battle Snape.)
I’m not backseat wedding here, I’m just saying: trained owl. What’s a wedding without falconry? It’s something to think about.