I was glancing at house listings and found this little gem:
“Nestled against redwood grove on the west, with creek along northern boundary. Private gate into the grove. Large, level yard behind home.”
Awesome, right? A creek, and redwoods, and there’s nestling happening…hard to beat!
Then you come to the next, entirely unexplained sentence in the listing: “Due to safety concerns, don’t let children into the house.”
I am pretty sure this house has a troll.