Sean, bless him, led me to this lady, which led me to this article she wrote on “How To Make Your Husband A Nice Dinner.”
I don’t get it though, is she trying to be funny? Because this is pretty much how I do it, especially #14.
For example, Gene and I went to the zoo yesterday and since then I have spent most of my time pretending to be a tiny baby turtle. It’s a good thing he’s got his radio show tonight, because a tiny baby turtle trying to cook dinner on the stove would be a disaster.