After seven years in this seven-by-seven, I have at last visited the Folsom Street Fair.
I was promised public masturbation, sexy leather daddies and deviance, but more than half the people there were just ordinary, boring tourists like me. Who let all these other tourists in, I’d like to know? What with me and all my fellow looky-loos cluttering it up, the place was over-crowded and I have that thing about crowds. I’m glad I’ve gone once but I won’t go back.
On the other hand I bet the other, less famous leather events scheduled throughout the year are much more exciting. Has anyone been to Up Your Alley, Bay of Pigs or Magnitude? Are they fun? Should I buy a leather bra and get into trouble?