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Dick’s

Posted by on August 26, 2009

Kris: “I’m lusting after a $500 pair of boots right now. It’s pretty sick.”

Gene: “Yeah.”

Kris: “I mean, even if you have limitless funds, is it ever okay to spend $500 on shoes?”

Gene: “No. If you have $500 to just throw away, you do something interesting with it. You buy Dick’s hamburgers for every kid at the local high school.”

Kris: [Blinks.] “But…you can’t do that!”

Gene: “Why not?”

Kris: “Because…kids are fat?”

Gene: [Shrugs.] “Dick’s, man.”

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3 Responses to Dick’s

  1. tracy

    oh, man. hilarious!

  2. tracy

    oh, and send me a link to the boots. i’m sure i can find them WAY cheaper for you.

  3. didofoot

    it’s just those red frye ones from the last post. not *actually* $500, but close, so close…

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