Kris: “I’m lusting after a $500 pair of boots right now. It’s pretty sick.”
Gene: “Yeah.”
Kris: “I mean, even if you have limitless funds, is it ever okay to spend $500 on shoes?”
Gene: “No. If you have $500 to just throw away, you do something interesting with it. You buy Dick’s hamburgers for every kid at the local high school.”
Kris: [Blinks.] “But…you can’t do that!”
Gene: “Why not?”
Kris: “Because…kids are fat?”
Gene: [Shrugs.] “Dick’s, man.”
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