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Posted by on August 25, 2009

“I mean this guy was fully hairy. All over.”

“He could shave his chest.”

“Yeah, but what was he gonna do, shave his whole back and chest and leave the bottom half hairy?”

“Like Mr. Tumnus!” [Blank looks.] “The faun in Narnia?”

“So he strips for some girl and then goes ‘It’s okay, I’m just like Mr. Tumnus!’ Assuming she would know what that meant.”

“It would get me.”

“As long as she’s somewhat literary, I guess.”

“Although in the panic of the moment, I might forget Narnia and just assume he was referencing a nickname for his penis.”


This is not my Mr. Tumnus.

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