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Posted by on June 11, 2009

I’m realizing that the hand stamp you get at a bar or a show is desirable partly because of its compact nature. All your previous evening’s fun exists on the back of your hand, where you can ignore it and get on with your day. Whereas when you wake up still drunk, all you can do is watch the Jonathan Richman Space Ghost episode over and over until you sober up. I’d prefer to carry my fun on my hand instead of in my bloodstream.

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