I went to the zoo this morning in search of someplace quiet to work but I guess I picked the wrong day because it was swarming with kids. At the zoo! That’s the last time I buy a chocolate bar from one of those “keep kids off the streets” programs. If they’re on the streets, at least they’re not at the zoo.
Maybe it’s inappropriate to choose the only place in the city that is filled with bears, kangaroos and peacocks to be my office where I do my serious work, but it’s not like your coworkers are so great either.