The day I don’t see a Chronicle headline about child abuse or child murder will be the day I know the paper has finally gone under.
I have an idea for how to save our fast-dying daily: give it a new tagline. Some suggestions:
The San Francisco Chronicle: ferreting out every grisly story about bad stuff happening to kids. So you don’t have to.
The San Francisco Chronicle: Because Edward Gorey won’t be writing any more books.
The San Francisco Chronicle: Scaring parents away from the city since 1885, so you can eat your brunch in peace.