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Save this paper?

Posted by on April 7, 2009

The day I don’t see a Chronicle headline about child abuse or child murder will be the day I know the paper has finally gone under.

I have an idea for how to save our fast-dying daily: give it a new tagline. Some suggestions:

The San Francisco Chronicle: ferreting out every grisly story about bad stuff happening to kids. So you don’t have to.

The San Francisco Chronicle: Because Edward Gorey won’t be writing any more books.

The San Francisco Chronicle: Scaring parents away from the city since 1885, so you can eat your brunch in peace.

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One Response to Save this paper?

  1. Danny Dawson

    “The San Francisco Chronicle: Scaring parents away from the city since 1885, so you can eat your brunch in peace.”

    Oh no! I DO need the Chron!

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