Even though I’m choosing to be 27 for one more year, rather than turning 28, there are some undeniable signs that I’m getting older.
1. I didn’t even consider eating my leftover birthday cake for breakfast, instead fixing myself some responsible peanut butter toast.
2. I got all het up over a perceived slight and wrote an angry letter to the editor (or in this case Michele, who is not the author of the perceived slight if you’re wondering). Two minutes later I knew I was mad but had completely forgotten why.
3. Wait, what am I listing?
4. Seriously, what’s going on?
5. Stay out of my rose bushes!