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My work friend, accusingly: Did you remember to eat lunch?
Me: Yes.
WF: What did you have?
Me: A barracuda…steak…
WF: …
Me: And a tomato.
WF: Where did–
Me: And a pie!
WF: What kind of pie?
Me: Whole pie.
WF: What kind of pie?
Me, angrily: A whole pie!
WF: …
Me, amused: Barracuda steak. Hee.
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