Didofoot smites the unbeliever

“Um, hi! I was just wondering if you have accepted Jesus into your heart?” asked a meek Asian girl (and why are they always Asian?).

“No,” I said. “Thor pretty much takes up all the room in my heart these days.”

“Oh, well, um, we like discussing other points of view, so if you want to come to our Bible study and–”

“Yes, you have a generous and forgiving God. Thor, on the other hand, tends to smite the unbeliever.”

“Um…” [Giggles nervously.]

“Getting struck by lightning is not going to help me get through my midterms, is it?”

“Um…” [Not giggling anymore.]

“Excuse me, this is my train.”