Yesterday, I got home from work and ate some cheese on toast and fiddled around with my new laptop and magically was turned invisible by an act of God.
Initially, it was pretty neat. I tried taking a shower and watching the water slide off nothing. Then I watched myself drink milk in the mirror. Then I invisibly played spider solitaire and listened to “Revelling” by Ani DiFranco.
So far, invisibility has been pretty great. I mean, the sky is really the limit when you are invisible. For example, today I plan to sneak through any doors I see that are marked “Employees Only.” I might also steal some peaches from Safeway, and try to trip people as they are getting off the bus.
So if you don’t see me for a while, now you know why. But don’t worry. . .I’ll be seeing you. . .