First, I need to clarify that Jolie also had a kick-ass costume.
Second, Erica and Jolie had a shitty shitty time of it, being that they were stuck outside my house on Halloween night due to a series of unfortunate accidents. Despite that they were accidents, I feel responsible because I was a hostess and the Castro Halloween was my party and I wanted you all to have a good time (as opposed to having to fight off drunken clowns with your bare fingernails). So if this blog can offer anything in the way of virtual aloe vera to your neglect-and-clown-burned skin, here it is.