The California Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage today. This is a big deal, not just for LGBT people, but for everyone who believes in equality and justice. I congratulate every Californian who wanted to get married and will now be able to.
There is no word as to whether the Supreme Court of Lad will change its ruling on marriage, but some residents of this apartment continue to lobby for it.
“It’s unfair that some Californians can get married just because they find someone who wants to marry them, while others have been in a relationship for like a hundred years and don’t even have a Cracker Jack ring to show for it,” said one resident, who asked to remain anonymous.
When asked to comment, the Supreme Court of Lad shifted his weight and looked uncomfortable, then returned to playing Half Life 2.
This is not my ring. Alas.