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October 14, 2007
Gene sets up the third television in our eternally lengthening parade of living room televisions, while I make helpful comments in the style of Michael Scott
GENE: Aha! I do have a cord. Wow, it's really long, too.
ME: That's what she said!
GENE: Hm, wrong gender though.
ME: That's what she said!
GENE: I can't believe we can even fit three of these in here.
ME: That's what she said!
GENE: Man, do we even need television with you around?
ME: That's what sh -- oh. No.
Posted by didofoot at October 14, 2007 11:14 AM
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the other day i was in rite aid buying a few things. one cashier offered my cashier a jawbreaker. "nah," he said, "i don't like them. they hurt my teeth."
"well," said the woman offering sweet candy balls, "maybe you should try sucking it instead of biting."
there was a pause while the three of us considered this statement. then my cashier muttered, "that's what she said."
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at October 15, 2007 01:29 AM
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