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August 25, 2003
School. Yup. Neat.
I start school again on Wednesday. My excitement about this is a rock-colored throat goblin. It uses my uvula for monkey bars and does a perfect dismount onto my dry tongue. It takes naps curled like a hedgehog against the warmth of my glottis. It eats my breath for breakfast and leaves me wheezing like a smoker climbing a hill. When I am relaxing and unwary, the goblin ocasionally peers out from between my lips and emits a high squeak like an overstimulated guinea pig, then scuttles to the safety of my upper molars and peeks out, chuckling.
Posted by didofoot at August 25, 2003 04:01 PM
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i started school again today. it was entertaining. because it is my teacher's first time at dvc. and she is very diffident and we will learn nothing i don't already know for at least the first 7 weeks of class. BUT she did let us out 1 hour early for our first day. and that is something i can approve of.
Posted by: michele at August 25, 2003 05:32 PM
say hi to the library for me, and to the women working the burrito stand in the student union. that's how i spent most of my time, reading and eating burritos. Black beans or pinto? Poetry or periodicals?
Posted by: cody at August 25, 2003 05:56 PM
What classes are youZEZ guyZEZ taking? Let me guess, "Gum Chewing 101" and "Advanced People Watching."
Posted by: funny at talked funny at at August 26, 2003 06:00 PM
I learned to chew gum at an early age. But it was years before I could blow a good bubble.
Posted by: cody at August 26, 2003 10:28 PM
Cody, you might consider a carrer change, because it sounds like you have the credentials to teach the "Advanced Gum Chewing" class.
Posted by: shoefly at August 27, 2003 04:15 PM
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