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March 10, 2003

Beasts score out of three

Today's junkmail was "Teen has sex with Beast."

Seriously, it's like they know me.

Posted by didofoot at March 10, 2003 09:07 AM

Comments

today i got one from "jacob" which was "you've gained weight." you bastard!

Posted by: michele at March 10, 2003 09:08 AM

ew, eugene, sticky. how he get sticky?

i think it's cuz he's a libertarian

Posted by: allen at March 10, 2003 09:17 AM

hey i got the teen beast sex one in one of my hotmails today too! then again i also got 2 other ones involving animal sex....heh. and some more about ripping thru her walls. and a bigger penis in only days.

Posted by: michele at March 10, 2003 09:35 AM

I think you guys are confusing spam messages with Dustin's invite to watch his band in Fairfax.

Posted by: jason at March 10, 2003 10:19 AM

I think the "rip through her walls" one was an ad for demolition work. But dirty demolition work, where they use their penises to tear down condemned buildings.

Posted by: Jacob at March 10, 2003 10:45 AM

*thwap!*
"OW!"
*thwap!thwap!*
"OW! damn. someone get me a jockstrap."

Posted by: didofoot at March 10, 2003 10:56 AM

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