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August 30, 2002
"And the book includes some of my own poetry..."
"Let's just sit and meditate for a few minutes until everyone arrives," said my yoga teacher yesterday. A few more people straggled in; I tried not to wish I had a wall to slouch against.
"Okay," said Lawrence-call-me-Lar, "let's begin. First of all, I always teach with all the lights off" (turns off the lights in the windowless little yogabasement) "because yoga is not a competitive sport. Although sometimes it is. Second, I'd like you all to get hold of a copy of Yoga: The Spirit of Union. Now, this is a book I wrote, blah blah justification of pointless purchase, blah blah I want all you young things to see pictures of me wearing spandex and an uncomfortable position when I was in my thirties, blah blah celestial universe blah. Yoga is very healthy for you. Please disregard the fanatic gleam in my eye - I'm just eager for the moment when I can come up behind you to correct your position. In the dark. When your eyes are closed.
"Now let's all close our eyes again..."
Posted by didofoot at August 30, 2002 11:12 AM
Comments
so it's not safely on line where he can't attempt to squeeze his hand into your skintight leotard?
Posted by: michele at August 30, 2002 11:17 AM
no. that was crazy talk. it's in what he likes to refer to as "the yoga cave," or once, "the yoga womb." cause he is in touch with his feminine side, ladies, and would LOVE to touch yours.
Posted by: didofoot at August 30, 2002 11:28 AM
maybe he's just gay.
Posted by: marc at August 30, 2002 11:43 AM
hmmm....maybe so, marc. after all it takes one to know one.
i'm going to stop now, i swear.
Posted by: michele at August 30, 2002 11:47 AM
namastay! nama....stay the fuck away from me you sick fuck. That is what you should say to him.
Posted by: tracy at August 30, 2002 04:01 PM
BWAH!
Posted by: didofoot at August 30, 2002 04:16 PM
silly pants, gay men do not have wombs... though my friend brian does insist he goes through monthly moody cycles.
Posted by: erica at August 30, 2002 05:20 PM
isn't that namaste de?
Posted by: michele at August 30, 2002 07:08 PM
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