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July 08, 2002

Okay, okay...

I will add comments. But as soon as I get a life that doesn't involve staring at a screen 35 hours a week, they are coming down.

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The map above my desk displays the Barbarian Migrations circa 300 A.D. The barbarians were divided into Goths, Vandals and Franks, all of whom I have dated at one time or another. (Goths: Kenny, Vandals: Robert, Franks: well, Frank.) I call it the map of the Boyfriend Migrations. Just thought y'all would enjoy that.

Posted by didofoot at July 8, 2002 11:40 AM

Comments

Yay for comments! Ummm.... comment.... comment.... and that's all I have to say.

Posted by: em at July 8, 2002 11:44 AM

suckah.

Posted by: michele at July 8, 2002 12:14 PM

Hi Kris. I love your new stuff. The colors rock my world.

Posted by: tracy at July 8, 2002 01:07 PM

Love the new design. Thanks, Gene. That other version never worked in Opera.

It's lonely at the top, I tell ya.

Posted by: ian at July 8, 2002 01:08 PM

FINALLY, I can open my big fat mouth and sully your page. And just look....you've been worrying about how many people read Carthage, and 5 people post comments within 2 hours. You're a star.

Posted by: jacob at July 8, 2002 01:24 PM

why does ian's name get to be green and all the rest of us are blue? can i be purple?

Posted by: michele at July 8, 2002 02:53 PM

ian's green (white now) because he's at blawg and you've apparently been there today.

Posted by: didofoot at July 8, 2002 03:09 PM

what?

and also, waaaahhh!! i didn't want to be green!

Posted by: michele at July 8, 2002 03:12 PM

here is a Carthage primer:

active links are green
visited links are white
pudding is great

click on yourself and you can be white. just for you. a special treat. MWAH!

Posted by: didofoot at July 8, 2002 03:29 PM

Holy shit Kris?! You a CSS fiend. "...visited links are such and such..." Fuck, next you're going to tell me how now to use the align attribute in my table tag because it's deprecated. [budum crash] (I guess that joke was for Jacob, maybe. Or anyone else who reads the HTML 4.01 spec in his or her free time)

Posted by: Gene at July 8, 2002 06:43 PM

Don't answer that, Kris; it's a trick question. Since align was deprecated, you don't use a table-specific tag anymore (especially not align). Instead, you're supposed to use the style sheet properties "float" or "text-align" (check out Avenue Canyons for a few examples of both).

So Gene....do you get paid to be this sarcastic, or is it just a hobby?

Posted by: Jacob at July 8, 2002 08:25 PM

i do not like boring chat. ar ar ar.

Posted by: michele at July 9, 2002 08:33 AM

You can be mean to me on Cement Horizon, "Gene." Not here though, buddy. Not here.

Posted by: didofoot at July 9, 2002 09:40 AM

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