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reader, writer, unregenerate comma-splicer |
Me: “I bought a piece of slightly creepy decor today.”
Gene: “Cool?”
Me: “It’s a gold severed hand with a mirror in the palm. You hang it on the wall.”
Gene: “…”
Me: “I sort of love it.”
What a normal husband would say:
“Please stop bringing gilded severed body parts into our home.”
What the world’s best husband (who knows I shop at a store with a no-returns policy) said:
“Well…I can’t wait to see it.”