After eating a bag of “melts in your mouth, not in your hand” M&M’s, I looked indignantly at my candy-coated palm and asked my mother if we could sue the company for false advertising.
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After eating a bag of “melts in your mouth, not in your hand” M&M’s, I looked indignantly at my candy-coated palm and asked my mother if we could sue the company for false advertising.