Kris: “I can’t buy all three of these Martha Stewart Christmas craft books.”
Michele: “You really can’t.”
Kris: “I mean, hardbacks are $4 apiece, and these are all hardcover.”
Michele: “Right.”
Kris: “So I’ll just buy…two of them.”
Michele: “I can’t even fathom how you could have picked up a Martha Stewart Christmas book, much less be buying one.”
Kris: “Buying TWO.”
Michele: *shakes head*