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reader, writer, unregenerate comma-splicer |
Last night I dreamed I was reading Emma, but things were weird. The Westons had a different name, Frank Churchill arrived way too early…finally I glanced at the cover and realized I was reading one of Penguin’s Contemporary Classics series, which slightly rewrites classic novels to make them more palatable to modern audiences.
I woke up and realized this series doesn’t exist. But it’s only a matter of time, I bet.