Gene: Blah blah blah Randy Savage.
Me: Ha ha! Randy Savage. ‘Step into a Slim Jim.’
*crickets*
Gene: Did you just say ‘step into a Slim Jim’?
Me: Yes?
Gene: Not snap into a Slim Jim?
Me: Uh…
Gene: What is this, like Slim Jim-themed lingerie? ‘Excuse me, I’m going to go step into a Slim Jim.’
Me: Oh, shut up.