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“You don’t need to have fancy people friends. Things around your house can be your friends!”
A startlingly accurate look at my daylight existence, from Belle’s Advice for Young Girls.
My other favorite: “It’s impossible to get rid of crabs.” Uh. This does not describe my daylight existence, or any part of my existence, ever. But sing it, Ariel.