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Kris: I just invented an extremely awesome riddle!
Gene: Let’s hear it.
Kris: What did the Australian say to the pirate in the eyepatch?
Gene: I give up.
Kris: “Good eye, mate!” [Laughs uproariously.]
Gene: …
Kris: I should go on some sort of reality TV show so people can find out about this talent I have.