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Discussing whether you’d have to filter your water after the apocalypse:
Michele: “But why wouldn’t we have running water?”
Gene: “If the electricity goes off for a week…”
Michele: “Water and electricity are separate.”
Kris: “But if the electricity goes off for a week, it means the system has fully crashed.”
Michele, nodding thoughtfully: “Fire sales.”