Stuff you must do when staying at your childhood home:
1. Read all your old yearbooks.
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"Kristen. You are the only one of your friends that I like, and one of only 3 that I would nail."
2. Play with your old toys. Sunbathe. Concurrently.
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3. Finish your story already (plus cake).
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You forgot, "Invite Katy over for a swim."
That's OK, I was gardening and would have got dirt in your pool.
Aw, nuts! It was hot outside but still chilly in the pool so I did not think to invite anyone. But you can dirty my water anytime IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
i know. i know what you mean!