Hi friends.
Sometimes I will tell stories that actually happened and sometimes I will tell stories I only thought of in my head. There will be no distinction made. I’m keeping a blog because I like stringing sentences together every day. It’s an effort to propel myself towards a return to fiction writing. Also, a lot of times my head stories are more real to me than the actual stories, so it makes sense to me to present them as facts.
If the stories are bugging you, it’s okay with me if you stop reading. I promise not to give pop quizzes later to see if you’re keeping up. I’m hoping the writing style will improve as soon as I get used to telling stories again, but there’s no guarantee.
It’s also okay if you want to keep screaming LIAR LIAR in the comments section, to sort of give other people a heads up that the story I just told about you or someone you know isn’t true. Just know that I’m not trying to pull one over on you, so identifying the lies will hopefully be less critical in the future.
Your cousin,
didofoot
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