http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/ and that's no lie en-us Copyright 2009 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:28:16 -0800 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:39:29 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=4.25 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss We read Arabian Nights for the penultimate Finer Things; it was a not-so-subtle joke as one of our members prepares... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008078.html Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:28:16 -0800 One tugs and tugs at her tunic-length top to cover a perfect behind. One wears a scowl, hunched shoulders and... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008077.html Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:32:36 -0800 I think it's weird that there's an infinity of porn to be found on the internet and I still spend... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008074.html Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:45:47 -0800 Boys are giving me sweets today. At my cafe, the cute barrista came over at random -- perhaps attracted by... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008073.html Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:26:59 -0800 I have too many options. (Suffragettes in graves around the world are rolling over restlessly, or perhaps heaving a finally-satisfied... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008071.html Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:06:50 -0800 Attended my first Calshakes performance of the year last night. It must be summer. A short list of reasons why... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008069.html Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:20:53 -0800 In an episode of Flight of the Conchords, Dave claims that his parents are actually just an old Indian couple... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008067.html Tue, 16 Jun 2009 14:43:36 -0800 Time loses its usual mile markers on an airplane. This is partly because of the catnaps you inadvertently take, the... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008061.html Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:15:07 -0800 I'm realizing that the hand stamp you get at a bar or a show is desirable partly because of its... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008058.html Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:31:36 -0800 The Chron is still doing its thing, I see. Today's winner: a story about parents who accidentally kill their kids... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008054.html Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:16:10 -0800 Last week, Adam's family's houseboat on Lake Shasta was taken over by seven pirates. If you're the sort of pirate... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008048.html Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:30:06 -0800 I went to the zoo this morning in search of someplace quiet to work but I guess I picked the... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008041.html Thu, 21 May 2009 14:21:15 -0800 Many waitresses can be quickly won over by a compliment. "I love your earrings" will garner you extra mayo. "Great... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008038.html Wed, 20 May 2009 10:42:57 -0800 There is a teenager in the dressing room next to mine; her mother sits on the straight-backed chair in the... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008031.html Mon, 11 May 2009 15:52:14 -0800 Stuff you must do when staying at your childhood home: 1. Read all your old yearbooks. Illustrative Example "Kristen. You... http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008023.html Mon, 11 May 2009 09:23:32 -0800