http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/ and that's no lie en-us 2009-07-02T11:28:16-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008078.html We read Arabian Nights for the penultimate Finer Things; it was a not-so-subtle joke as one of our members prepares... didofoot 2009-07-02T11:28:16-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008077.html One tugs and tugs at her tunic-length top to cover a perfect behind. One wears a scowl, hunched shoulders and... didofoot 2009-06-29T11:32:36-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008074.html I think it's weird that there's an infinity of porn to be found on the internet and I still spend... didofoot 2009-06-25T10:45:47-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008073.html Boys are giving me sweets today. At my cafe, the cute barrista came over at random -- perhaps attracted by... didofoot 2009-06-23T11:26:59-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008071.html I have too many options. (Suffragettes in graves around the world are rolling over restlessly, or perhaps heaving a finally-satisfied... didofoot 2009-06-19T12:06:50-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008069.html Attended my first Calshakes performance of the year last night. It must be summer. A short list of reasons why... didofoot 2009-06-18T08:20:53-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008067.html In an episode of Flight of the Conchords, Dave claims that his parents are actually just an old Indian couple... didofoot 2009-06-16T14:43:36-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008061.html Time loses its usual mile markers on an airplane. This is partly because of the catnaps you inadvertently take, the... didofoot 2009-06-15T10:15:07-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008058.html I'm realizing that the hand stamp you get at a bar or a show is desirable partly because of its... didofoot 2009-06-11T08:31:36-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008054.html The Chron is still doing its thing, I see. Today's winner: a story about parents who accidentally kill their kids... didofoot 2009-06-09T12:16:10-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008048.html Last week, Adam's family's houseboat on Lake Shasta was taken over by seven pirates. If you're the sort of pirate... didofoot 2009-06-02T09:30:06-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008041.html I went to the zoo this morning in search of someplace quiet to work but I guess I picked the... didofoot 2009-05-21T14:21:15-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008038.html Many waitresses can be quickly won over by a compliment. "I love your earrings" will garner you extra mayo. "Great... didofoot 2009-05-20T10:42:57-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008031.html There is a teenager in the dressing room next to mine; her mother sits on the straight-backed chair in the... didofoot 2009-05-11T15:52:14-08:00 http://carthage.cementhorizon.com/archives/008023.html Stuff you must do when staying at your childhood home: 1. Read all your old yearbooks. Illustrative Example "Kristen. You... didofoot 2009-05-11T09:23:32-08:00