Monthly Archives: July 2004
Join Clan, Earn Meat!
If you’re cool then you probably already know about the Kingdom of Loathing. But if you’re less cool, like me, then you may have yet to discover this wonderfully wacky waste of your work time. In the KoL, I am a disco bandit named Didofoot and I am wearing bugbear pants and a ravioli hat … Continue reading
The search for the mythical ombudsman
Didofoot wrote: Hi, I’m a student looking for an ombudsman to talk to about some academic concerns I have. Do we have such a thing at Unnamed University? Thanks, DF Unnamed University Outreach wrote: DF — We’re confused. Are you a Unnamed University student? Or are you a prospective student needing general information about Unnamed … Continue reading
Jump, lady, jump.
I passed some firemen on the street yesterday and we eye-flirted. I thought about how if there was a proposition to cut funding for the fire department and the SFFD held a parade to raise public awareness and they asked me to be one of the scantily-clad girls on the float, I would. Because I … Continue reading
We are nihilists, Lebowski
The baby-mama at work had these little candy bars made up for everyone with all the baby info (name, weight, birthday, etc.) on the wrappers. It is an adorable non-cigar item which I was really looking forward to eating, but it turns out there’s an etiquette to this. Apparently, to some of the women in … Continue reading
And you thought no one would remember…
Stay nobody, birthday boy. Photo brazenly stolen from CB himself.
Dom DeLuise said it best.
Our sweet dog Roxie got cancer recently. She got sick very quickly and was in pain and not going to get better, so on Wednesday last week we did the hard thing. She was the best dog and we miss her. Roxie with Dad and the Moms