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August 08, 2007
Fuck with me and I will wallpaper your bathroom.
I've been applying for more gigs recently, seeking to fill those lonely hours that are currently filled with teaching Link how to fish in the Nintendo 64 Zelda. (That is the lamest puzzle, closely followed by the one where you have to capture all the escaped chickens in the village to get your lousy heart piece.)
Almost every ad I read says "Must have degree in English or journalism." Must have degree in English. I just want to print that sentence from all the ads, make a giant collage, and use it to wallpaper the bathroom of every person who ever sneered at me for getting a "useless" degree.
(None of these ads pay a living wage, though. Ooh, look, my wallpaper is starting to peel a little at the corners.)
Posted by didofoot at August 8, 2007 08:51 AM
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