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March 21, 2005
Well, I like to say you have a jackass policy.
Me: Hi, do you take reservations?
Him: Oh, no. We like to say that reservations are a way to prevent spontaneity in life.
Me: I like to say that reservations are a way to prevent standing around in the cold for thirty minutes.
Him: Well, we like to say that reservations are a way to prevent diners from enjoying our fabulous ambiance and charming waiting area.
Me: Well, I like to say that reservations are a way to prevent my blood sugar from dropping so low that I "accidentally" rip off the host's face and eat it from sheer desperation.
Him: Well, we like to say that we are flexible.
Me: Well, I like to say that I will arrive at seven on Wednesday with a large party.
Him: Well, we like to say that we will be prepared.
Posted by didofoot at March 21, 2005 12:40 PM
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Well, I like to say that if your entire party hasn't arrived at 7pm, we're giving your table away and you can wait along with everyone else.
Posted by: BD at March 21, 2005 03:08 PM
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