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December 01, 2003

I want to eat pie. Still.

When you see a coworker in the hall, you have to make a disparaging comment about your job. It's like a drinking game, in that the rules are simple and it isn't very fun. You have to say "I sure am glad it's Friday," or "Wish that weekend was longer," or something on those lines.

Well, I got tired of it. Now when I see people in the hall, I say in an intense, serious tone which cannot be interpreted as anything but sincere, "God, this job is great; I love it here." Then, as they're passing me, I grab their arms and lean my face in real close and whisper, "Don't ever leave. Or you'll be sorry."

Posted by didofoot at December 1, 2003 01:34 PM

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Posted by: chambochae at December 15, 2003 01:21 PM

give it up, man! the internet will not bring you pie!

Posted by: holohan at December 15, 2003 01:34 PM

holohan, where would this great country be if freethinkers such as benjamin franklin had listened to naysayers like you? we'd all be speaking hawaiian, that's where. chambochae has a dream. i support that dream. keep dreaming, chambochae. because a dream is a wish your mouth makes.

Posted by: didofoot at December 15, 2003 01:55 PM

Will you guys stop getting serious and start thinking of pie? Internet is for fun and not for speeches. Lets just sit here and enjoy our...pie

Posted by: RJ at July 13, 2005 04:05 PM

pie is delishus

i wanna go hawai

and the internet does bring u pie go to thego to the waterfields websi6te or dorsans website and order

Posted by: wordlife091 at July 14, 2005 01:39 PM

yo i want to eat a ton of pie too

Posted by: Tim at July 18, 2005 02:07 PM

what is pie ?

Posted by: Pie? at September 23, 2005 04:56 AM

if u r sick of pie iv invented CyberPie...its great to throw in chat rooms and u dont get E-sick and have to lose Weight.jpeg

Posted by: Sarah at November 23, 2005 02:28 PM

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Posted by: lollol at January 1, 2006 06:44 AM

Pie is awesome. It saved my life. Just the other day, as I was about to be run over by a bus, Chuck Norris jumped out and saved me. He had eaten 30 pies that morning.

Posted by: Funky Chicken at April 3, 2006 02:31 PM

Dude, pie is god. I pray to pie. In fact, I believe in a supreme being. Pie.

Posted by: Funk Master at April 4, 2006 02:25 PM

pie tastes so awsome. i can create Pie because i am god. *shout (bring foreth thepie)* *burys himself in a giant PIE*

Posted by: Pie Man at August 30, 2006 12:57 PM

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