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December 24, 2002
We wish you a merry Kristen.
I had a nice though short visit with Jack today which enabled me to deploy not just one but all of the following quips in my beard-related arsenal:
"You look like the Wild Man of Borneo."
"It's like there's a lawn on your face."
"No, I would have noticed the horrible hair first but the horrible beard was demanding all my attention."
"I think its mass is actually greater than the rest of your head."
"How do you walk upright with that thing clinging to your chin?"
"You have a little something on your mouth."
Then he gave me free CDs and the ethics of bribery dictated that I shut up.
Posted by didofoot at December 24, 2002 05:46 PM
Comments
Um, who is this Wild Man of Borneo? And can we rent him out for parties?
Posted by: Jolie at December 25, 2002 02:54 PM
ethics of bribery.
this could be the single most important phrase of the twenty first century. it has a wonderful ring to it, yet it still displaces itself just enough to not be forgetful. may i use it? i promise NOT to call it my own, and if i do use it in print, i will at once acknowledge you with perhaps...
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Posted by: M@ at December 30, 2002 12:51 PM
you can use it. who are you though?
Posted by: didofoot at January 3, 2003 02:43 PM
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