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December 16, 2002
Mystery Solved.
Josh Pelham plays for the Lakers I think. Probably not the same Josh Pelham though. Because mine was only my height (though I am tall, like to wear shorts, hookhookdunkdunk and could play in the NBA). He was such a sweet little felon. He used to steal cologne and wear it for me. Every day he smelled like a different person.
Where are you now, Josh Pelham? Are you in jail? Are you an investment banker? Do you still wear flannel every day and steal Whitney Houston tapes from Tower? Once you gave me a valentine with a promise to rock my world, but you never did rock my world, Josh Pelham. You disappeared in a cloud of petty larceny and left my world still solid on its fulcrum, and I went off with someone else to learn how to kiss with tongue. You betrayed your promise to me long before I betrayed you with the Lad. You really had it coming, Josh Pelham. You should have followed through.
Posted by didofoot at December 16, 2002 04:51 PM
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He LOSES. The Lad wins!!!
Posted by: tracy at December 17, 2002 10:00 AM
why is it that this particular style sheet doesn't say which entry the comments belong to? did you horse around with that when you changed the buttons to "screw this," etc?
hmm. should i have used "monkey" instead of "horse" just now? how about a monkey RIDING a horse? oh, that's solid gold comedy.
Posted by: holohan at December 17, 2002 11:07 AM
throw a monkey wrench in the horse socket! sockittome!
Posted by: michele at December 17, 2002 11:44 AM
whats this my name is josh pelham
email me
Posted by: Josh Pelham at April 16, 2003 11:15 AM
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