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October 23, 2002
ENGLISH JOHN VS. WHITE DAN IN THE WRESTLING MATCH OF THE CENTURY
So I met another Us, who may or may not have a website for Us to inundate. He's in my English class; his name is John; I call him English John, but not to his English face. Now he has a nickname; already, his Us-ness is clear.
English John reads books. So far, he has only admitted to reading the Bible, but I know he has a secret sci-fi soul and he certainly has the vocabulary of a literature addict. Also, he has a friend (another Us, quite possibly) who makes movies about zombies, for fun. English John got to play an English zombie in the last one, but not English.
Hobbies include: regular head shaving, Bible reading, zombie acting, being English.
I'm planning on introducing him to the rest of you as soon as I can trick him into it. Let's have a big Us welcome for English John and his fabulous dancing spiders. Except for the spiders.
Posted by didofoot at October 23, 2002 04:20 PM
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pssssst.....find out his webpage or you are no good to us.
Posted by: michele at October 23, 2002 04:25 PM
p.s. white dan will kick his scrawny non-roaming/owning of the plains ASS.
p.p.s. the bible? hmmm......
Posted by: michele at October 23, 2002 04:27 PM
Welcome John! Stay away from my daughters and you'll do just fine.
Posted by: jason at October 23, 2002 05:02 PM
i'll spar bible with him anytime.
signed,
PK
Posted by: tracy at October 24, 2002 01:28 PM
which bible does he read?
Posted by: marc at October 24, 2002 11:01 PM
ah my friends,
1. do you like jason-daughter-meat?
2. do you know bible trivia?
3. which bible do you read?
these are questions only english john himself can answer.
Posted by: didofoot at October 25, 2002 07:58 AM
1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. The "good" book one.
Posted by: english john at October 25, 2002 08:41 AM
is that really english joh? if so, show your web site address. We won't bite.
Posted by: tracy at October 25, 2002 09:06 AM
oops, john. not joh.
we don't bite. we just can't spell.
Posted by: tracy at October 25, 2002 09:07 AM
Well, since I think not being able to spell is worse than any biting you could inflict, I will just be keeping my webpage address to myself. Thank you very much.
Posted by: english john at October 25, 2002 09:45 AM
I am not just a caricature of a man.
Posted by: english john at October 25, 2002 09:45 AM
Oh wait. Yes I am.
Posted by: english john at October 25, 2002 09:46 AM
believe me, that is NO english john. since what I have heretofore failed to reveal is that english john ONLY SPEAKS RUSSIAN. so how do you like THEM apples, eh, IMPOSTER JOHN?
Posted by: didofoot at October 25, 2002 09:49 AM
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Posted by: english john at October 25, 2002 10:00 AM
ooh. he DOES also speak punctuation, it's true. you may have me there, ej.
Posted by: didofoot at October 25, 2002 10:03 AM
That was "How would you characterize a peasant regime in Kazakhstan?"
What I meant to say was, "These apples are bad."
Posted by: english john at October 25, 2002 10:04 AM
Ah, I see that I have confounded you. Good, good.
Posted by: englishjohn at October 26, 2002 08:16 PM
okay, there are definitely at least 3 english johns out here...well can you ever really have too many?
Posted by: didofoot at October 27, 2002 09:56 AM
Well, but really there's just me.
Posted by: three of me at October 27, 2002 07:22 PM
i believe that this english john is also answering to the name pants. i recognize some of the retorts and the styling... yes, yes, i believe we've found him out. let's see, what can he not resist?
uuuhh.... sorry for the thinking out loud...
hmmm... ah, yes!
English John, how dare you pass gas before me.
Posted by: M@ at October 28, 2002 12:37 PM
Well, how dare you imply that I am this pants fellow masquerading as me. Because I am definately not pants. I scoff in the face of pants.
Posted by: englishjohn at October 28, 2002 12:46 PM
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