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July 29, 2002
1, 2, 3, EVERYBODY!
Trying to work through my listlessness enough to respond to Jacob's wicked cool fiction. Why so listless, though? The weather is also listless, and Maggie tells me I am more influenced by the weather than anyone she knows. I like having this distinction - any superlative is better than nothing. All I strive to be is extremely something.
After I read The Lad's account of his triumph over adversity by the use of his wits and street savvy, I too triumphed in my own way this weekend. In short:
1. Camping in Big Sur, alone for the nonce.
2. Broken tent pole.
3. Leeringly interested sci-fi-loving doughnut-eating neighbor-campers.
4. Used relative sex appeal and tbsp. of charm to convince neighbors to go buy me duct tape in the neighboring town.
5. Campers buy my tape, then fix my tent.
Intrepid? Nope. But at least I am the sleaziest.
Posted by didofoot at July 29, 2002 03:50 PM
Comments
MWAH! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
i know what's up. and so do you.
Posted by: michele at July 29, 2002 03:59 PM
Sleazy AND cute as a button.
Posted by: tracy at July 29, 2002 04:19 PM
cute as a sleazy button half hanging on by its threads, showing its bare ass to all the world. and all its sundry holes. gaping shirtfront! gaping! slutty button.
Posted by: michele at July 29, 2002 04:31 PM
um...speaking as the button, I take some offense to that.
Posted by: didofoot at July 29, 2002 04:35 PM
when was the last time you even wore a shirt with buttons? that's the real question, slutty button.
Posted by: slutty button at July 29, 2002 04:52 PM
you are aware that i am not really calling YOU a slutty button right? i am just calling buttons slutty. cause they are. and i call em how i see em
Posted by: michele at July 29, 2002 04:53 PM
sluttybuttonpukerpigmanwoman.
Posted by: ian at July 30, 2002 08:41 AM
squeaky "sluttybuttonpukerpigmanwoman" polenski.
Posted by: didofoot at July 30, 2002 08:53 AM
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