Every now and then I’ll be surfing Pinterest and I’ll think “What a perfect autumn outfit that is!* I need to get something like that.” And then I’ll look down and realize I, too, am wearing a cozy sweater in fall colors and kickass boots. Or I’ll moon over recipes for soups and stews and resent the time it takes to dash away from the computer to stir my homemade chili. Or I’ll look at a bunch of pictures of fancy dining rooms and then walk downstairs to my wood-paneled dining room with built-in cabinetry and I will remember that Pinterest is actually a Lifetime movie based on me.
Pinterest: Making you forget about the shit you already own, so that you buy it all over again.
- #ShitGirlsSay, I know, I know.